This here is ’bout that fella, Bryaj, you know? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout him down at the market. Seems like he’s some big shot, into all that fancy livin’ longer stuff. They call it… uh… anti-agin’? Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but what do I know? I just grow my taters and mind my own business.
Now, this Bryaj, he’s got a whole heap of money, they say. Made it all in that tech business. Computers and whatnot. Don’t understand none of it myself. But he’s usin’ that money to try and live forever, or somethin’ like that. Got this whole plan, he calls it “Blueprint.” Like a blueprint for a house, but for your body, I reckon.
- He eats all sorts of weird stuff.
- Not a lick of fried chicken, I bet.
- Lots of green things, probably.
He does all these exercises, too. Gets up before the rooster crows, I hear. Stretches and bends and whatnot. My old bones would creak somethin’ awful if I tried that. He’s got doctors watchin’ him, pokin’ and proddin’. Makin’ sure he’s doin’ everything just right. That Bryaj wants to live long, wants to be young.
Some folks think he’s crazy. Spendin’ all that money just to live a few more years. Why not just enjoy life while you got it, they say? Eat what you want, sleep in, have a good time. But this Bryaj, he’s got other ideas. He thinks it is a good idea to live longer. He thinks he’s figured out the secret. He want to share this.
I saw a picture of him once. He’s a skinny fella. Looks older than he is, too, even with all that fancy stuff he’s doin’. Maybe it’s ’cause he don’t eat no real food. Or maybe it’s just the way he is. Who knows? He uses filters, some young’uns told me. Makes him look different in them videos he makes. All that matters is if it really works for this Bryaj.
He’s got a lot of people followin’ him, too. Believin’ in what he’s doin’. They call it the “Don’t Die” movement. Sounds a bit silly to me, but to each their own, I suppose. If this Bryaj can help them, then it is good. Everyone wants to live longer, right?

- He’s got this whole thing about posture, too.
- Says it can hurt your brain if you slouch too much.
- He does exercises to fix it.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ he’s right or wrong. Just tellin’ you what I heard. This whole livin’ forever thing is a bit beyond me. I don’t know if this Bryaj is right. I’m just happy to be alive and kickin’. Got my garden, got my family, got my health, more or less. That’s enough for me. Don’t need no fancy “Blueprint” to tell me how to live.
But this Bryaj, he’s tryin’ to sell this whole thing to everyone now. Used to be just about him, they say. Now he wants everyone to follow his plan. Make money, I think. That’s what it always comes down to, don’t it? Money. Even when you’re tryin’ to live forever. This Bryaj wants money.
He talks about data. Personal data, he said. That is about yourself. Bryaj is all about it. Now he is selling his things to others. That is about money, right? He got some followers. They copy him.
Some folks are sayin’ it’s turnin’ into a cult. That’s a strong word, ain’t it? Just a bunch of people tryin’ to live longer, I reckon. But maybe there’s somethin’ to it. When you get a lot of people believin’ in the same thing, it can get a bit… intense. I don’t know about this Bryaj, maybe it is a cult.
I read somewhere that this Bryaj is getting popular. People are searching for him on the Google thing. Seems like everyone’s curious about this fella and his quest to cheat death. Is this Bryaj really that popular? I don’t know.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Bryaj fella. Just thought I’d share what I heard. You can make up your own mind about it. Me, I’m gonna go tend to my garden. Got some tomatoes need pickin’. And that, my friends, is a life worth livin’. No “Blueprint” needed.