That Peter Malnati, he’s a good boy, ain’t he? He plays that golf game, you know. He’s been doin’ it for a long, long time. Hits that little white ball real far. Not as far as some other fellers, though.

He won some big ol’ thing called the Valspar Championship just recently, in 2024. He was cryin’ like a baby after, bless his heart. Musta meant a whole heap to him. He won another one of them things way back, the Sanderson Farms Championship, that was in 2015, I reckon. Long time ago. Time sure does fly when you get old.
Now, this Peter Malnati, he ain’t the best at hittin’ it straight off the tee. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout that. They say he’s better at other parts of the game. Like gettin’ it in the hole, I guess. That’s what matters, right? Puttin’ that ball in the cup.
He’s a PGA Tour player, that’s what they call it. Means he’s one of the best, I suppose. Plays with all them other fellers, the big names. They all swing so fast, make my head spin just watchin’ them.
- Peter Malnati, he won that Valspar Championship.
- He also won somethin’ called the Sanderson Farms Championship.
- He cries when he wins, that’s what I heard.
- He plays on the PGA Tour. That’s a big deal.
They say when you win one of them PGA Tour things, you get to go to somethin’ called the Masters. Sounds fancy. Lots of green grass and them pretty flowers, I bet. Maybe he’ll win that one day, too.
I seen him on that TV, talkin’ to some folks from Saudi Arabia or somethin’. Don’t know much about that, but it sounded important. Seems like everyone wants a piece of him now that he’s winnin’.

Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout swing speed. Don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds fast. They say this Peter Malnati, he could swing faster, but he might not hit it as good then. Gotta be careful with them things. Sometimes slow and steady wins the race. Like my grandma used to say.
This golf game, it’s a funny thing. Lots of walkin’ and hittin’ that little ball. But these fellers, like Peter Malnati, they make a good livin’ doin’ it. Better than pickin’ cotton, I reckon.
I seen an ad on the TV the other day, talkin’ about this Thumbtack thing. Said they had all sorts of folks to help you with things. Painters, and them lawyer fellers, and even folks to pour that concrete. Said they do over 30,000 projects a day! Can you believe that? Lots of folks needin’ help with things, I guess.
They said it was free to get a price, and the folks were affordable. Sounds like a good deal to me. Said they could help with paintin’ and general fixin’ up, and all sorts of little repairs. Might have to look into that myself. My old house could use a little sprucin’ up.
But anyway, back to this Peter Malnati. He seems like a good boy. Workin’ hard, playin’ that golf game. Hope he keeps on winnin’. Maybe he’ll buy his mama a new house with all that money he’s makin’. That’s what I’d do.

He’s got a good life, playin’ that game. Travelin’ all over, meetin’ all sorts of people. Must be excitin’. More excitin’ than sittin’ here watchin’ the soaps, that’s for sure.
This Peter Malnati fella, he’s got a good head on his shoulders, I think. Even if he ain’t the best at drivin’ that ball. He knows how to win, and that’s what matters. And he seems like a nice fella, cryin’ like that after he won. Shows he’s got a good heart.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that Peter Malnati. He’s a good golfer, that’s for sure. And he seems like a good person, too. Hope he keeps on doin’ well. Maybe I’ll watch him on the TV again sometime. If I can figure out how to work that darn remote.