Okay, so yesterday I was thinking, “I gotta come up with a pun, something to do with the Sixers and their injury troubles.” You know, because it seems like they’re always dealing with someone being hurt. It’s a running joke at this point, right?

I spent a good chunk of the afternoon just brainstorming. I started by listing out all the Sixers players who’ve had injuries recently. Then I grabbed a notepad and started writing down any words that came to mind when I thought about “injuries” or “being hurt.” Stuff like “pain,” “ache,” “ouch,” you get the idea.
My desk was a mess! Papers everywhere, scribbled with half-formed ideas. I even tried looking up some common idioms about pain, hoping that would spark something. I was like a mad scientist, but instead of chemicals and beakers, I had a thesaurus and a bunch of basketball stats.
- Sixers Players (frequently injured):
- Embiid
- Maxey
- Harris
- Oubre Jr.
- Injury-Related Words:
- Pain
- Ache
- Hurt
- Ouch
- Wince
- Groan
- Bruise
- Sprain
My brainstorming list looked something like this:
I tried combining the names with the injury words. “Embiid’s Ache-chilles Heel?” Nah, too clunky. “Maxey’s Painful Sprain?” Too obvious. I was getting nowhere fast, and my head was starting to hurt more than the Sixers’ training table.
Then, I don’t know, something just clicked. I remembered that old saying, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” And I thought, “What if the Sixers are just getting really strong?” I started playing around with the word “six” and “sick,” since they sound alike, and it’s kinda like being “sick” when you’re injured, right?
After a few more minutes of messing around with words and phrases, it hit me. The pun was so obvious I felt a little dumb for not seeing it sooner. The final result is a simple one, it’s just a pun on their name and their current injury problems. The Sixers? More like the Sick-sers! Because they are always hurt, get it? I know, I know, it’s a simple one and it came after a long and painful afternoon, but I was so pumped when I finally cracked it.

So there you have it. That’s how I spent my afternoon – turning the Sixers’ injury woes into a pun. It was a journey, I tell ya, but hey I had fun with it.