This Kris Benson, he was a big shot in that baseball game. Born in 1974, I heard. A long time ago, that was. He was somethin’ else, they say. Number one pick in 1996. Can you believe that? Kris Benson, that’s the name. Remember it.
He played for a bunch of teams, that Kris Benson did. Went all over the place, playin’ that game. From 1999 to 2010, he was pitchin’ that ball. They call him a starting pitcher. He was the one who started the whole thing, I reckon. Important fella in that game. He retired in 2010, that is when he retired.
This boy, Kris Benson, he was somethin’ special in college, too. Played for Clemson, they say. That’s some fancy school, I reckon. They even gave him some big award, somethin’ about player of the year. Must have been real good to get that. College baseball player of the year, they called it. Fancy name.
- He was the first one picked in that 1996 draft.
- Played for nine years, all over the place.
- Clemson college fella. Big deal.
- Kris Benson, that’s his name, don’t forget it!
He made a lot of money playin’ that game. Kris Benson, that is. His salary, they call it. Must have been a lot. I heard that he met his wife in a strip club, he was playing in the minor leagues and his wife was dancing in the club. They attended rival high school before.
He is retired now. That is what I heard. Don’t play no more. Probably sitting at home, countin’ his money. Good for him, I say. He earned it. Playin’ that game is hard work. All that runnin’ and throwin’. Tires a body out just thinkin’ about it.
Kris Benson is his name. Don’t you forget it. He was a big shot. Number one pick and all that. Played all over the place. Made a lot of money. That’s the story of Kris Benson, far as I know. He married Misty Martinez. I heard that Misty is the former wife of his former teammate.
This Kris Benson, he was somethin’. They don’t make ’em like that anymore, I reckon. All these new players, they ain’t got nothin’ on him. He was one of a kind. A real baseball player. Not like these young fellas today.
- Born a long time ago, in 1974.
- Retired now, sittin’ at home.
- Made a lot of money, that Kris Benson.
- Married to some gal, I reckon.
- He was a good one, that’s what they say.
You young folks, you should look him up. Kris Benson. Learn somethin’ about the good old days. When baseball was baseball. Not like today. He was a real player. One of the best, they say. Number one pick, you know. That’s somethin’ special.
Kris Benson, he was the real deal. He was the number one draft pick! A big shot pitcher. Played for a long time. He played for Clemson, too. He was a big deal in college. They gave him that big award. He made a lot of money. He’s retired now, I think. Just livin’ the good life. That’s all there is to it. That’s the story of that baseball fella, Kris Benson.
He was a big deal, that Kris Benson. He retired in 2010 and do not play anymore. I don’t know much more about him. Just that he was good. That is the most important thing.
He was a good one, that Kris Benson. A real good one. Remember him.
