Okay, so I was messing around with this whole “fantasy flock rankings” thing, and let me tell you, it was a bit of a journey. I wanted to figure out, like, which birds were the best in a totally made-up, fantasy context. Here’s how it went down:

Getting Started
First, I grabbed a pen and a notebook. Seriously, old-school style. I started by just brainstorming – what kinds of birds would even be in this fantasy world? I jotted down everything that came to mind, from the usual suspects (eagles, owls) to some weirder stuff (giant, rainbow-colored parrots? Sure, why not!).
Building the World (a little)
Then, I realized I needed some basic rules. Like, what makes a bird “good” in this fantasy flock? I decided to focus on a few things:
- Strength: Could they carry stuff, or maybe even fight?
- Speed: How fast could they deliver messages or scout ahead?
- Special Abilities: Did they have any cool, magical powers? (This is fantasy, after all!)
Ranking Time!
This is where things got messy. I started assigning points, like, “Eagle gets 5 points for strength, but only 2 for speed.” It was all very subjective, of course. I kept tweaking the numbers, moving birds up and down the list. I created like five different versions before I even started to feel happy with it.
My list would include basic data point, such as:
- Speed
- Power
- Sharpness
- Special Abilites
I even doodled some of the birds, just to get a better feel for them. (My drawings are terrible, but hey, it helped!)

The (Current) Results
After all that, I ended up with a ranking that, well, it’s probably going to change tomorrow. But for now, I’m pretty satisfied. It’s a mix of powerful birds, fast birds, and birds with just plain weird abilities. The important thing is, it made my imaginary world that I built, that much cooler.
So, yeah, that’s how I spent my afternoon. Making up a fantasy bird ranking system. Might not be the most productive use of time, but it was fun! And who knows, maybe I’ll use it in a story someday.