Okay, so today I decided to mess around with something called “tyson butt”. Honestly, I had no clue what it was, just saw the name and thought, “Why not?”.

First, I googled it. Seriously, that’s always the first step, right? Bunch of stuff came up, most of it totally unrelated. It took a bit of digging to even figure out what I was supposed to be looking at.
Turns out it’s something to do with…well, I’m still not entirely sure. Something about fitness or something? It’s vague, I needed more information.
Digging Deeper
So, I started to look for some actual instructions or tutorials. I spent a good hour just sifting through websites and forums, trying to piece together a coherent plan.
- I found some random videos, but they were all over the place.
- I read a couple of blog posts, but they were super confusing and full of jargon.
- I even stumbled upon some social media posts, which were mostly just people showing off, not explaining anything.
Finally, I managed to find a few things that seemed like they might be helpful. I cobbled together a kind of “plan” based on what I could gather. It wasn’t pretty, but it was something.
The “Experiment”
With my makeshift plan in hand, I decided to just give it a shot. Let me tell you, it was awkward. I’m pretty sure I looked ridiculous. I was basically just guessing at what I was supposed to be doing.

I tried to follow the vague instructions I’d found, but it was hard to tell if I was doing anything right. There was a lot of flailing and confusion. I definitely felt like I was wasting my time at some points.
The (Unclear) Results
After about 30 minutes of this, I gave up. I’m still not sure what “tyson butt” is, or what I was even trying to achieve. Maybe I missed something crucial. Maybe it’s all just a big joke. Who knows?
Honestly, the whole thing was a bit of a mess. I learned… well, I learned that sometimes random internet things are just random. And that sometimes, it’s okay to just admit you have no idea what’s going on. And next time I should chose something less confusing.