Well, let me tell ya, this here game, it’s called Infinite Craft. Sounds fancy, don’t it? My grandkids, they’re always on about it. They say you can make anything in it. I don’t know about all that, but I heard you can make, well, how do you say it… “gay” in it. Now, I ain’t one to judge, love is love, as they say. So, if you’re itchin’ to know how to make gay in Infinite Craft, I’ll tell ya what I’ve heard. My grandson and his little friend, Tommy, were talking about it just the other day and that’s how I overheard it.

First off, you gotta know, this game, it’s all about mixin’ things up. You start with simple stuff, like water and fire, and then you just keep combin’ them until you get somethin’ new. Like, I had a good ol’ recipe book. It’s kinda like that, only it’s on the computer. To make gay you need love. And you need pride too. It’s what makes the world go round. Or so they say.
Now, to get to “gay”, you gotta start with “love”. Ain’t that somethin’? You see, everything starts with love, even in this game. To make love, they say you need a “human” and somethin’ called “Cupid”. I reckon Cupid’s that little fella with the bow and arrow, right? Makes sense, I suppose. One shot from that arrow, and bam! You’re in love. They say if you have two loves you can make a heart. That’s sweet, ain’t it?
- You take a human, any ol’ human will do.
- Then you add Cupid to that human.
- And boom! You got yourself some love.
Now, they told me that to make a “human” you need a “man”. And to make a “man” you need “Adam”. I guess that’s from the Bible, right? Adam and Eve? To get Adam, you need “Venus” and “mud”. Sounds messy, but that’s what they say. And then, you take that Adam and mix it with “Earth”, and there ya have it – a man. It’s all so complicated, ain’t it? This is why I like my garden, things are much simpler there.
And Venus, now that’s a whole other thing. You gotta make “steam” and “fog” and “mud” to get to that planet. It’s a long road, I tell ya. The grandson, he was clickin’ away for hours, tryin’ to get all these things. He said it was like a puzzle, fittin’ all the pieces together. It’s like a recipe book, I suppose. To make gay, you need love, and to make love you need people, and I love people, that’s for sure. I love my grandkids.
But wait, there’s more! You also need something called “pride”. Now, I know a thing or two about pride. I’m proud of my family, proud of my home. In this game, though, pride is somethin’ you make. You start with “water” and you mix it with “wind” to make a “lake” and a “storm” and “rain”. It sounds like a whole lot of weather if you ask me. And then you use that rain with water, and you get a “rainbow”.

Then, once you got that rainbow, you mix it with somethin’ called “gay” again, which, I reckon, is a different kind of gay from the one you’re tryin’ to make in the first place, and that’s how they say it makes “pride”. It’s all a bit muddled, if you ask me. They say you can make other words like “LGBT” and “I”. But, I don’t know about that. I just know what my grandson was telling Tommy that day and that’s what I’m sharing with you.
So, to make “gay”, you need both “love” and “pride”. I reckon that’s like in real life, right? You need love and pride to be who you are. And that’s a beautiful thing. And that is how to make gay in Infinite Craft. I think. That’s what I heard anyway.
It’s all a bit confusing, with all these steps and whatnot. But I guess that’s how these young folks like it. They like their games complicated. Me? I prefer a good cup of tea and a nice chat with my neighbor. But hey, if makin’ gay in Infinite Craft is what makes ’em happy, then more power to ’em. As long as they’re happy, that’s all that matters. Ain’t that right?
This Infinite Craft game, it sure is somethin’. You can make all sorts of things. They say you can even make a “marriage” in it. But that takes even more steps! You need “Frankenstein” and “Cthulhu” and all sorts of things. Sounds like a monster mash to me! Maybe I’ll ask my grandson about that one next time. He seems to know all the secrets to this game. He’s a smart one, that boy. Just like his grandma!