Well, well, well, look what we got here, another week, another somethin’ to do. This week, it’s all about that Ascendant Challenge, ain’t that right? You young folks and your fancy words. Back in my day, we just called it a tough job that needed doin’.

So, this whole Ascendant Challenge this week thing, it’s like a big treasure hunt. You gotta find these portals, like them magical doorways, you see? They open up every week, somewhere in that Dreamin’ City. Sounds pretty, don’t it? But don’t let that fool ya, it ain’t no walk in the park.
Now, Petra Venj, she’s the one you gotta talk to. She’s got these bounties, like little chores, but harder. You do these Ascendant Challenge chores, and you get some good stuff. Powerful Gear, they call it. Makes you stronger, I reckon. And somethin’ called Dark Fragments. Don’t ask me what those are, but they sound important. This is related to Destiny 2, a game everyone is talking about.
There’s six of these challenges, you hear? Six! That’s a lot of runnin’ around. And jumpin’ through them doorways. If you do ’em all, you get some special things. Some shiny armor, maybe a fancy gun, you know the type. And this thing called a Starlight Shell, for your Ghost. I don’t rightly know what a Ghost is doin’ with a shell, but whatever floats your boat.
- First thing you need is to find that Petra Venj. She’s in the Dreamin’ City.
- Then, you gotta get that Tincture of Queensfoil. Drink it down, and you’ll see them portals.
- Next, you gotta find the portal for this week’s challenge. It moves around, you see.
- Once you’re in, you gotta do what the challenge says. Fight somethin’, find somethin’, you know.
- If you do it right, you get your reward. Good stuff, I tell ya.
This Ascendant Challenge this week, it’s in a place called the Spine of Keres. Now, how to get there? You go to the Divalian Mists, that’s where you start. Then you head towards that big crystal building, the one that looks like a fancy church. You go past it, and keep going until you see a bridge made of rocks. Follow that path, and you’ll find it.
Now I hear tell, this week is about, breakin’ some crystals and killin’ some big bad guys with swords. Don’t forget to use that sword they give ya. You gotta be quick, too. Time’s a-wastin’ when you’re in there.

Some folks say it’s the hardest one. Lots of those Taken enemies, you know, the shadowy ones. They’re tough cookies, I tell ya. You gotta watch out for them Knights, too. They hit hard. Also you need to know what is curse week. This week’s curse ain’t too bad. Just gotta watch where you’re steppin’.
So, there you have it. That’s the Ascendant Challenge this week, all laid out for ya. It ain’t easy, but nothin’ worth havin’ ever is. It is an activity in Destiny 2 Forsaken. You young folks and your games. Back in my day, we just had chores and more chores. But hey, if it gets you some good loot, then I guess it ain’t all bad.
Oh, and one more thing. You gotta be strong to do these challenges. Like, real strong. If you’re still a little sprout, you might wanna wait a bit. Get some more experience under your belt. Fight some smaller things first. Work your way up. Then maybe, just maybe, you’ll be ready for the Ascendant Challenge.
And if you see a portal, that’s where you gotta go. Don’t be scared now, just jump on in. But be ready for a fight. It is one of the weekly bounties. If you find the Cell of the Sycophant, you are on the wrong way.
You can find the portal easy if you know where to look. Just gotta keep your eyes peeled. The curse is strong this week, so be careful where you step. And don’t forget your sword! You’ll need it to kill them Taken Knights. They’re tough, but you can do it! The curse week changes every week, so the challenge is always different.

And that’s about all I know about that Ascendant Challenge this week. Good luck with that. You’ll need it. Now, where did I put my darn teeth? Gotta get ready for supper.