Okay, so I saw this thing floating around – “Expert Reviews in 10 Minutes” supposedly from some guy named Juan Razo. Sounded like total nonsense to me. Who can be an “expert” on anything in ten minutes? But hey, curiosity got me, so I figured I’d put this method to the test myself. Grabbed my laptop and a timer. Buckled up for what felt like a wild goose chase.
My Step-by-Step Shitshow
First things first – opened up a blank document. Timer set. Typed “How to do an expert review fast” into the search bar because honestly, I had zero clue where to start. Got bombarded with junk. Scrolled past those annoying “ad” labels on half the results. Clicked on the third link because the snippet mentioned “quick framework.” Felt like I was digging for scraps. The page was loaded with jargon nonsense. Tried skimming – words like “paradigm” and “holistic analysis” made my eyes glaze over. Clock ticking. Wasted about 2 minutes just trying to find something usable.
Then it hit me: fine, screw frameworks. Decided to wing it. My “expert” topic? Choosing the best microwave. Why? Because mine died last week. Started writing whatever came to mind:
- Cheap ones probably break faster
- Bigger = better? Maybe for family use.
- Fancy buttons = useless? Who needs 50 preset cook options.
Felt dumb writing this. But the timer was at 5 minutes – panic mode. Tried imagining I was a snobby tech reviewer. Added:
- Brand matters? Panasonic maybe?
- Looked for microwave reviews on a shopping site. Scanned ONE. Saw words like “even heating” and “durable turntable.” Copied those down.
- Hastily wrote: “Turntable must spin good.” Genius.
Timer beeped at 10 minutes exactly. Stared at my “review.” It was pathetic. Just random bullet points and one stolen phrase about a turntable. Zero original testing. Absolutely nothing “expert” about it.
What Actually Came Out
Here’s the masterpiece I produced:
- Cheap microwaves bad. Probably break.
- Big microwaves maybe good for big families.
- Too many buttons confusing. Stick to simple.
- Brands: Panasonic maybe okay?
- Turntable must spin good for even heating.
That’s it. That’s the “expert review.” No prices, no model comparisons, no personal experience using any microwave besides my own busted one. No idea if stainless steel matters. No clue about energy efficiency. Nothing.
Truth bomb: Calling this “expert” is a damn joke. It’s barely a lazy grocery list. Real expertise needs experience – using stuff, testing it, seeing it fail. Not just frantic typing under pressure. This method basically turns you into a human copy-paste machine without the paste part.
Would I trust a review whipped up like this? Hell no. Learned my lesson: skip the gimmicks. Real reviews take real work.
