So I kept seeing Moda king ads everywhere freakin’ Instagram, YouTube even between recipe videos, shouting about “massive brain boost” and all that jazz. My job’s been kicking my butt deadline city, zombie mode by Wednesday kinda thing. Figured I’d give it a shot, couldn’t hurt to wake up smarter, right? Famous last thoughts man.
The Hype Hunt & Ordering Chaos
Searched “Moda king buy” felt like entering a shady back alley online. Clicked the first shiny site popping up big mistake. Took ten minutes just to find any actual info on what the heck is in this stuff beyond “patented focus blend”. Pricing was jumpy too saw $49.99, refreshed $59.99 felt like a damn auction. Panic-added to cart after seeing a fake countdown timer flashing “2 People Buying Now” yeah okay buddy.
Payment was wild:
- Clicked checkout.
- Got offered “exclusive gold starter pack” for $20 more eye roll clicked no.
- Then got hit with shipping options: $8 “snail mail”, $25 “blink and its gone”. Went cheap.
- Email confirmation looked legit… until I saw the sender: “GlowUpHealthDeals@randomdomain”. Alarm bells ringing already.
The Waiting Game & Sketchy Delivery
Waited like 12 days crickets. Emailed the “support” address bounced back. Found a tiny contact form buried deep. Got an instant reply “Your order is en route track soon!”… no tracking number. Classic. Package finally arrived two days later wrapped in a plastic mailer felt like cheap toys from wish.
No company name on it just a label from “SHIPFAST DEPOT”. Opened it found a beat-up white bottle. Label peeled at the corner. Ingredients listed “Nootropic Matrix” followed by vague stuff like “amino acid blend” and “natural energy factors”. Genius at work folks.
My Week-Long Guinea Pig Phase
Day 1: Pop one capsule with coffee felt nothing. Zip. Placebo?
Day 2: Took two felt shaky, sweaty palms during work call focused? Or just anxious?
Day 3: Followed the bottle took one morning, one noon. Lunch? Forget it. Felt like crap stomach twisting like laundry.
Day 4: Stopped midday dose. Still jittery by 3 PM. Brain fog thicker than ever.
Day 5: Headache city boss noticed I was zoning out hard.
Day 6 & 7: Ditched the pills. Seriously back to normal coffee.
Why It Ended Up in the Trash (& Why Maybe Skip It)
That “Amazing Focus”? Nah. Mostly felt like drinking six coffees bad shaky, restless leg stuff zero laser thoughts.
The “All-Day Energy”? More like crash city. 3 PM slump worse than before headaches on top.
The “Effortless Clarity”? Hard pass. Couldn’t remember basic stuff misplaced my keys three times Tuesday.
Waste of cash? Totally. Bottle’s half full chilling in the bin right now. Saw the hype, took the plunge, got burned. Learn from my dumb impulse buy. Keep it simple sleep, water, decent food focus comes way cheaper.
