Alright, listen up, you young’uns! This old gal’s gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout that there football game, ’bout that post touchdown attempt thingamajig. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I seen a few games in my time, and I’ll tell ya what I know.

So, picture this: Your boys, they done scored a touchdown! Six points! Yippee! But hold your horses, it ain’t over yet. See, after they get that touchdown, they gotta do somethin’ else. That’s what they call this post touchdown attempt.
Now, they got a choice to make. It’s like choosin’ between cornbread and biscuits – both good, but different. They can either kick that ball through them tall posts – that’s worth one point. Or, they can try to run or throw that ball into the end zone again, from just a little ways away, only 2 yards. That there’s worth two points. A whole two point. That’s called a two-point conversion, mind you.
Why one or the other, you ask? Well, it’s all ’bout the score. Sometimes, one point is all you need to win or tie. Kinda like needin’ just one more egg to make a cake. If you is far behind. Two points is like gettin’ a bonus. It’s a gamble, ya see. If you need a lot point then you need that two-point conversion. A PAT is easier.
Post touchdown attempt is important. It can win a football game. So that post touchdown attempt is a big deal, I tell ya. A mighty big deal. They gotta think real hard ’bout what they gonna do.
- One point, kickin’ that ball.
- Two points, runnin’ or throwin’ it in again.
And let me tell ya, I seen some crazy things happen durin’ these post touchdown attempts. I seen teams win games by just one point ’cause they kicked that ball right. And I seen ’em lose ’cause they tried for two and didn’t make it. A touchdown can help a team win. But this post touchdown attempt is also important. It can help a team win or lose.

Sometimes, the coach, he’s got a plan. He knows what he’s doin’, most of the time. He’ll tell them boys whether to kick or go for two. He’s like the farmer decide which field to plant in which year. He’s thinkin’ ’bout the score, how much time’s left, and how good the other team is. The coach need to think it through.
Other times, it’s all up to the players. They gotta make that decision on the field, quick like a bunny. It’s a lot of pressure, I reckon. Like havin’ to decide whether to sell your prize-winnin’ hog right then and there. A post touchdown attempt is hard.
And the crowd, oh boy, they go wild! They yellin’ and screamin’, tryin’ to help their team out. Or, maybe they just like yellin’. It’s all part of the fun, I suppose. Just like a good ol’ fashioned barn raisin’. Everyone’s got an opinion, and they ain’t afraid to share it! They all love that post touchdown attempt.
So, that’s what I know ’bout that post touchdown attempt business. It’s a big part of the game, that’s for sure. It ain’t just about scorin’ touchdowns, it’s ’bout what you do after. You need to have a post touchdown attempt to win.
Now, I remember one time, back when my grandson, bless his heart, was playin’ for the high school team. They was down by one point, and he scored a touchdown in the last seconds! The whole town was there, watchin’.

Then came the post touchdown attempt. The coach, he decided to go for two. My heart was in my throat! My grandson, he was the quarterback, you see. He had to make the play. My poor heart can not take that.
He dropped back, looked for a receiver, and threw the ball… It was caught! Two points! They won the game! We all went crazy, jumpin’ up and down, huggin’ each other. It was the best post touchdown attempt I ever saw!
That post touchdown attempt made the difference, let me tell you. It is important to choose a right post touchdown attempt. It was like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair! That is why a post touchdown attempt is important.
So, next time you watchin’ a football game, pay attention to that post touchdown attempt. It’s more excitin’ than a chicken chasin’ a june bug, and it can change the whole game. You need a good post touchdown attempt to win the game. Trust this old gal, I know what I’m talkin’ ’bout!