So I’ve been trying to keep up with Dylan Kennedy’s stuff lately, and man, it’s been confusing. Like seriously, where do you even start? Feels like everyone’s shouting from different corners of the internet. Gotta figure this out.
Step 1: Realized I Was Getting Nowhere
Started last Tuesday. Wasted so. much. time. Hopping between websites, some gossipy junk sites that said he bought a boat in Alaska. Huh? Then random YouTube comments claiming secret albums dropping. What a mess. Needed real facts, not noise.
Step 2: Went Straight to the Obvious Places
Figured I should try the official stuff first. Right? So I typed Dylan Kennedy’s name into search and looked for anything official. Found:
- A music streaming page – Looked legit. Artist page. Followed it instantly.
- Some website started with F (the blue one everybody uses) – Found a page with his name. Hit ‘Like’.
- The bird app – Found an account. Didn’t look super active, but hit follow anyway.
Easy enough. Dunno why I didn’t start there.
Step 3: Tried Finding His ‘Home Base’
This part sucked. Searched “Dylan Kennedy official website”. Got like, ten results from old tour dates from 2018, some merch store that might be real or fake, and a dead link. Seriously? How does he not have ONE main site where he tells people what he’s actually doing? Gave up after 20 minutes.
Step 4: Signing Up for ‘Alerts’ Was a Gamble
Okay, so I saw an option on one of those music pages: “Get email updates.” Signed up. Who knows? Maybe I’ll get a note when he actually drops a song? Also found a place on that blue social site to turn on notifications for his page. Phone’s gonna buzz, I guess? Fine.
Step 5: Dodging the Nonsense Was Key
Biggest lesson? Got super strict about ignoring junk. If a site looked shady? Closed it fast. Some YouTuber screaming hot takes? Skipped it. Those random forums? Nope. Only trust stuff actually linked from his official-ish pages. Filtering hard became the real job.
Step 6: Still Figuring This Out
Honestly? Still feel like I’m winging it. Setup took maybe an hour once I stopped chasing bad info. Now? Got the social pages followed, notifications on, email alerts… sorta set. Still gotta actually check these places, though. Feels like I built a fragile little alarm system with stuff I found online. Hoping it actually works when he does something real. Still dunno why the man himself doesn’t make it easier. We’ll see if my weird patchwork system actually tells me anything useful next time he moves.
