Okay, so, let’s talk about this “first time sex machine” thing. I gotta be honest, the name itself got me curious. I mean, who wouldn’t be? So, I decided to give it a shot, and boy, was it an experience.
First things first, I unboxed it. The packaging was pretty discreet, which is nice. Inside, there was the device itself, a charger, and some instructions. I’m not gonna lie, I skimmed through the instructions. I figured, how hard could it be, right?
Getting Started
I charged the thing up. It took a couple of hours, which gave me some time to, uh, mentally prepare. Once it was ready, I applied some lube – gotta be safe, you know? – and then I… well, I inserted it.
- First Impression: Weird. Definitely weird. It felt… different. Not bad, just… different.
- Getting Used to It: It took a few minutes to find a rhythm. I experimented with the different settings. There were, like, a bunch of them. Some were too intense, some were too weak.
- The Build-Up: Okay, so, things started to get interesting. I found a setting that felt pretty good, and I just kind of went with it.
I’m not going to go into too much detail, but let’s just say it was… effective. I focused on the sensations, adjusted the speed a few times, and eventually… well, you know. 😉
The Aftermath
Afterward, I cleaned the device. That’s important, guys. Hygiene is key. It was pretty easy to clean, just some soap and water.
Honestly, the whole experience was… interesting. It wasn’t what I expected, but it wasn’t bad either. Would I do it again? Maybe. It’s definitely something to explore if you’re curious. Just remember to be safe, use lube, and clean up afterward!
