How I Dug Up Fernando Fernandez’s Crazy Personal Stuff
So anyways, I was scrolling late one night when this idea slapped me – who is Fernando Fernandez behind those fancy title? Grabbed my cold coffee, cracked knuckles, and went straight down the rabbit hole.
First thing I did was hit up every website I could think of. Typed his name into search bars until my fingers hurt. Most results were useless work stuff – like awards from 10 years ago or boring conference talks. Almost threw my laptop when the third page showed his LinkedIn again. But then I switched to Spanish-language sites. Boom! Different story.
- Found his nephew’s Instagram hiding in comments section under some family photo
- Stumbled on an old forum where his childhood friend spilled stories
- Tracked down local newspaper archives from his hometown
Got really weird when I checked property records. Guess what? Dude owns a llama farm! Like an actual field full of llamas three hours outside Madrid. Printed out the docs just to stare at them. Even called the county office pretending to be interested in “agricultural tourism”. Lady on the phone totally confirmed it.
The real jackpot came from Youtube deep dive. Some grainy 2007 video popped up where teenage Fernando’s punk band performed at a dive bar. Flaming guitar solos! Purple hair! Almost choked on my chips. Took me three hours to screenshot clear frames through all the pixel vomit.
Towards midnight, I hit gold mining local Facebook groups. His cousin posted throwback pics from their 90s summer trips. There he was – gap-toothed Fernando, building sandcastles with a plastic shovel. Weirdly felt like trespassing but kept scrolling anyways.
Honestly the whole process felt like digging through someone’s trash. Felt dirty but couldn’t stop clicking. By 4 AM I had:
- Proof of his llama obsession
- Secret punk rock phase
- Childhood photos from beaches
- His grandma’s empanada recipe (seriously)
Wound up sitting in the dark questioning my life choices. Who cares some random dude farms llamas? But man, once you start this stuff it gets addicting. Probably shouldn’t have shared half this info online though. Oh well. Anyways.
