Okay, so, you won’t believe the day I’ve had. I decided to dive into the whole Chris Crocker thing. You know, the “Leave Britney Alone” person? Well, turns out there’s a lot more to this story.
First, I just googled “Chris Crocker”. I mean, where else do you start, right? And boom, I find out that Chris Crocker is now Cara Cunningham. I didn’t even know that Chris Crocker had transitioned. She announced it some time ago.
- Then, I went down this rabbit hole of watching her old videos. It’s wild to see how much the internet has changed since the whole “Leave Britney Alone” thing went viral back in 2007.
- I also found her Instagram. She’s a comedian now, apparently. It’s under @itschriscrocker. I scrolled through that for a bit, which was pretty interesting.
After that, I stumbled upon this thing called “Chris Crocker Music”. Apparently, it’s a bunch of songs, some originals, some covers. I listened to a few. I don’t know what to say. It’s kind of all over the place.
Then, there is something about some lyrics for a song called “I want your Bite”. I didn’t spend too much time on that, to be honest.
But get this, I also found some information about a completely different Chris Crocker. This one is some big shot at a golf company. He’s the Chief Marketing Officer at Arcis Golf, according to some LinkedIn page I found. He’s got a lot of experience in marketing stuff. This is not the Chris Crocker I was looking for, obviously.
Oh, and then there was this random thing about ABC shows. No clue how that ended up in my search, but I did check it out. I just skimmed through. Just a bunch of videos and TV show stuff. I guess if you like ABC, it’s probably cool, but it wasn’t really what I was looking for.
Finally, I found another YouTuber called ThatNerdChris or just Chris. This guy posts YouTube shorts and Fortnite stuff. I watched a few of his videos. Okay, maybe I watched more than a few. They’re kind of funny. His most popular one is this “Sus Rap Battle” thing. It’s pretty ridiculous, but I laughed.
So yeah, that was my day exploring the world of Chris Crocker. I found a lot of stuff about Cara Cunningham, some random marketing guy, and a YouTuber who makes funny videos. It was a wild ride, and I discovered so many things that I didn’t even know were connected. The internet is a crazy place, man.
