Alright, so I tried this “guy humps” thing, and let me tell you, it was a wild ride. I started by, uh, getting close to this person, you know, physically close. We were hanging out, and I just felt this, like, energy, you know?
So, I started with some innocent touching, just to test the waters. A little touch on the arm here, a playful shove there. Then I started bumping into them, “accidentally” of course. Each bump a little more intense than the last.
Then I went for it. I full-on humped them. Not like, aggressively, but, you know, playfully. It was awkward, yeah, but also kinda thrilling. We both laughed, but I could tell they were a little flustered. They were giving me these looks, like, “What are you doing?” but also, “I kinda like it?” It was a confusing mix of signals, to be honest.
- First, I made eye contact, held it a little longer than normal.
- Then, I started flirting, just subtle stuff, nothing too crazy.
- Next, I initiated physical contact, started small, then got a bit bolder.
- Finally, I went for the hump. It was a bold move, I’ll admit.
The Aftermath
After the initial shock, things got interesting. We talked about it, kinda awkwardly, but we talked. Turns out, they weren’t totally against it. They said it was “unexpected” but also “kinda hot.” Who knew, right? So, yeah, “guy humps” turned out to be more than just a physical thing. It was a whole experience, a mix of awkwardness, excitement, and a little bit of confusion. Would I do it again? Maybe. It definitely spiced things up, that’s for sure.
In conclusion, it’s really a strange but interesting thing.
