So people kept asking me about this no religion no politics signs thing lately. Figured I’d actually try it at my coffee shop space instead of just theorizing. Here’s exactly what went down.
The Breaking Point
Last Tuesday, my regular hangout spot turned into a shouting match between Karen from accounting and Dave the truck driver. Karen’s pushing some new age crystal healing stuff, Dave’s yelling about border policies. My latte went cold listening to this mess. Thought to myself: “Nah man, I just wanna drink coffee in peace.”
Making Those Damn Signs
Hit up Office Depot next morning. Bought:
- A pack of those neon “attention” signs
- Thick permanent markers in three colors
- Double-sided tape rolls
Sat at my kitchen table scribbling different versions:
- “Let’s keep it neutral: No religion or politics talk please”
- “Chill zone: Skip the heavy topics”
The first one stuck because it looked friendlier with that “let’s” wording. Made five copies – two for the front door, one by the sugar station, two for the restrooms.
Putting Them Up
Got to the cafe at 7AM before the rush. Cleaned the glass doors with Windex, stuck those signs right at eye level. Manager walked by scratching his head: “You really think this nonsense works Mike?” Told him: “Worth a shot dude.”
What Actually Happened
First few hours – nothing. Then Brad (always starts political rants) walks in. He sees the sign, opens his mouth… and shuts it again! Ordered his usual Americano without ranting about the mayor. My jaw nearly dropped.
Noticed other stuff too:
- Employees stopped hiding in the back during tense moments
- Karen still talked yoga poses instead of her spirit guides
- The usual “debate club” corner got quieter
Biggest win? Nobody got mad at the signs themselves – just adjusted like it’s basic manners.
Why This Actually Helps
After two weeks with signs up:
- Staff say fewer headaches from mediating arguments
- Regulars stay longer instead of escaping drama
- Avoids accidental offenses (“Wait you’re HOW religious?”)
It’s not about censorship – it’s giving people permission to take a damn break from today’s circus. The cook even put a tiny version by the fryer to stop kitchen debates!
Still surprised how effective simple cardboard signs turned out. Might add one to my own front porch next weekend.
